waltzingwithfire:

“I totally notebooked him”

(via thisismedisappearing)

outreasoned:

outreasoned:

falling in love with me. (2013)

look over 100k this is actually crazy I might cry

(via perfect)

Blake Shelton looks at Miranda Lambert like she’s the most beautiful girl in the entire world. I want someone to look at me like that.

He is the Napoleon of crime, Watson. He is the organizer of half that is evil and nearly all that is undetected in this great city.  He is a genius, a philosopher, an abstract thinker.  He has a brain of the first order

(Source: mor-iarty, via lovrandafighter)

Gotcha.

(Source: jmoriartys, via lovrandafighter)

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

I would love to wake up and see this every morning.

(Source: exodusleviticus, via unfavor)

mishatranslator:

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

make them see this

(via unfavor)

(via looses)

(Source: pokec0re, via unfavor)

(via unfavor)

all i really want is a cute bad boy who’s kind of an asshole but is really sweet to me and calls me babe and lets me wear his leather jacket and runs his hands through my hair and make out with me while leaning against his cool car and he gets in fights and his face is bleeding and i help him clean up and then we make out more and in public he puts his hand in my back pocket. i could go on for days

(Source: teennightclub, via mosh-pit)